ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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