bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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