every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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