A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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