Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.