she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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