I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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