She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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