I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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