Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My dad just said "fuck circus"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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