I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
