I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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