just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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