My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You can't special order awesome
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.