I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.