i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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