i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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