You're earring is so big in my mouth
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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