Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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