new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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