Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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