i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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