? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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