I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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