WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
