Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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