White coat. Heels.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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