i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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