May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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