I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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