Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.