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I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me

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(678): I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me http://tfl.nu/yjun

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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.

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(229): so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing. http://tfl.nu/p809

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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?

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(617): it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right? http://tfl.nu/n56d

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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

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(562): the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon... http://tfl.nu/do0i

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(770): View more from Georgia

who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!

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you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.

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(770): who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!! (404): you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship. http://tfl.nu/9p9t

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed

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(717): I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed http://tfl.nu/mass

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(917): View more from New York City

Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here

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(917): Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here http://tfl.nu/lif5

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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed

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(619): His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed http://tfl.nu/18b0

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(616): View more from Michigan

We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.

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(616): We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style. http://tfl.nu/liij

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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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(262): Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life. http://tfl.nu/enlv

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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell

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(601): answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell http://tfl.nu/66yz

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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.

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(508): It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode. http://tfl.nu/vudg

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(561): View more from Florida

Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.

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How high are you?

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(561): Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter. (1-561): How high are you? http://tfl.nu/9cbn

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle

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(204): I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle http://tfl.nu/o3ji

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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.

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(415): The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures. http://tfl.nu/exb9

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