wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I smell stomach acid.
i barfeds in our rink
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.