So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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