Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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