All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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