it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
ttyl tear gas
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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