fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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