I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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