Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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