I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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