I wish I could teleport
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.