i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.