Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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