when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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