found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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