What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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