I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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