as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm both gender and math confused
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