if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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