I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think your dad took our porno
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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