you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.