I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
its not stalking. its research.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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