I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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